50 Ways To Kill Me - Fun Funeral
Musician: 50 Ways To Kill MeAlbum title: Fun Funeral
Size MP3 version: 1443 mb
Size APE version: 1560 mb
Label: Sludgesicle Records – SSR090
Type: Cassette, Album, Reissue, Remastered, Clear green cassette
Country: US
Date of released: 2011
Category: Electronic, Rock
Style: Grindcore, Synth-pop, Electro, Punk
Rating ✫: 3.7
Votes: 333
Format: MP4 FLAC AU MP1 DXD AIFF MPC
Genre: Electronic, Rock
50 Ways To Kill Me - Fun Funeral
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Tracklist
| Side A | |
| 1 | Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center |
| 2 | Lodge Amputated Scrotums In My Throat |
| 3 | When Im Asleep In My Own Car Throw A Molitov Cocktail At It |
| 4 | Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch |
| 5 | Make Me Try To Walk Across A High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen |
| 6 | Seal Me Inside Of A Castle So I Think I'm A King Of The Castle Untill I Relize Theres No Food In There And I Have To Eat My Own Penis And Then Eventually Starve |
| 7 | Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff |
| 8 | Put Me On A Wheelchair And Send Me Downhill Into A Busy Road |
| 9 | Put Me On The Merry-go-round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts |
| 10 | Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave |
| 11 | Make Me Get Drunk And Drive |
| 12 | Give Me A Surgery That Leads My Esophogus To A Garbage Pail Instead Of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out And I Become Malnurished |
| 13 | Have Spikes Under A Trampoline And Then Make The Springs As Loose As My Cunt So That I Fall Into The Spikes |
| 14 | Hang Me |
| 15 | Handcuff One Of My Hands To The Back Of A Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand To The Back Of A Truck. Tell The Drivers To Drive In Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far For Miles Untill My Arms Finally Pop Out Of The Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them On Backwards So I Get So Sick Of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump In Front Of A Train |
| 16 | Convince Me To Have An Eating Disorder So I Loose Alot Of Weight. Then Give Me A Baloon To Hold And When I'm Really High Up In The Air Throw A Chinese Star At The Balloon So I Come Falling Down |
| 17 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators |
| 18 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Crockadiles |
| 19 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Stingrays |
| 20 | Bring Me To The Zoo So I Can Tease The Lions And Then Open Their Cage And Unleash Them! Down Kitty-cat Down! |
| 21 | What The Fuck?! Shove The Worlds Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass And Than Call It |
| 22 | Feed Me A Gallon Of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides |
| 23 | Build A Time Machine And Send Me Back To Jurassic Times To Become A Dinosaur's Brunch |
| 24 | Put Razorblades In My Cerial |
| 25 | Have A Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn Into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out Of A Sloppy Pussy |
| 26 | Clog My Lungs With A Banana |
| 27 | Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick |
| 28 | Cut Off My Fingers And Make Me Eat My Own Fingers In A Finger Sandwhich |
| 29 | Cut Off My Hand And Slap Me In The Face With My Own Hand |
| 30 | Saw Off My Arm And Beat Me To Death With My Own Arm |
| 31 | Put Me In A Guillotine And Lop Off The Head |
| 32 | Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-saw |
| 33 | Shove A Queen Ant Up My Eye-socket So That An Ant Colony Devolpes In My Brain |
| 34 | Put A Bullet In My Brain |
| 35 | Sit Me Down On A Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester |
| 36 | Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer |
| 37 | In A Winter Battle |
| Side B | |
| 38 | Gas Me With Zyklon |
| 39 | Crack Open My Head With My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains |
| 40 | Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car |
| 41 | Blow My Brains Across The Room Onto The Wall With My Own Gattling Gun |
| 42 | Eat Anthrax, Then Poo The Anthrax Into My Mouth |
| 43 | Throw Bombs At Me |
| 44 | Inject A Fly With So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger Than A Mammoth, Then Poo Out A Doodie-rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out |
| 45 | Get A Mut Pregnant, Then Use Its Milk To Make Dog Icecream, Then Poison It And Feed It To Me For Brunch |
| 46 | Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me |
| 47 | Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain |
| 48 | Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind Of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close To A Tree And Topple The Thing Over And Fall Into The Blade |
| 49 | Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce |
| 50 | Feed Me Poisoned Applepie |
| Bonus Tracks (Live @ The Sanctuary, San Antonio, Texas - January 1st 2005) | |
| 51 | Gas Me With Zyklon |
| 52 | Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer |
| 53 | Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch |
| 54 | Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car |
| 55 | Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-Saw |
| 56 | Put A Bullet In My Brain |
| 57 | Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick |
| 58 | Mug Me In An Alley |
| 59 | Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave |
| 60 | Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me |
| 61 | Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center |
| 62 | Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain |
| 63 | Feed Me Poisoned Applepie |
Notes
Tracks 1 - 50 are taken from Fun Funeral originally released through New Amerika Records (Germany)Jay Decay: All instruments and vocals
Tracks 51 - 63 are audio from a live performance
Jay Decay: Vocals
Vi: Guitar
Joe-Dex: DJ
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